twewy au where Josh only speaks in Justin Bieber song lyrics
nopes and walks away slowly
Talking to Neku like “Baby, baby, baby oooh~”
THAT WOULD BE FUCKING TORTURE

i can see like, tav being all teased and picked on for being in a club full of girls but then like, some of them act like they swoon over him and some beat up the bullies and just yeah.
fuck i freaking puked ideas over this im so fucking sorry omf
jfc i’ve been laughing for 50 years okay so this is my new favourite thing i’m on omegle
and people are like *MOTHERFUCKIN SWOON MARSHALL LEE*
and then i’m all
SURPRISE KARKAT
nO ONE EVER EXPECTS THE VANTAS INQUISITION
SCREW SHAVING DRY THAT WAS THE BEST SHAVE I’VE EVER HAD I’M STOCKING UP ON FIVE THOUSAND CANS OF BARBASOL AND HAVING A CELEBRATORY BONFIRE WHAT COULD GO WRONG
It was suggested to me to do all four.
Ballpoint and highlighter. :B
what if gamzee said ‘old sport’ instead of ‘brother’ or ‘motherfucker’
the great gamzee
Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.